OMG! I can't wait for my 3 days paid vacation!
See, there is a little bright side to being an office bitch. At least I get to pretend I'm cool enough to not have to work for a few days.
So this morning I was the first one to come in. Everybody was late due to the election. I wish I could vote... I'm so excited to find out who will be running this mess next. Shiet... Now that's what you call THE office bitch (Oval office, son!) - that shit is MAY-JAH!
Anyway.
So stupid ass comes in, and as usual she just HAS to ask me: "Hey, what's going on here? Anything? Who's here? Anybody? Where's so and so?" OMG! Why the fuck do you care? You're not anybody's boss! Why do you give a shit where people are? Besides, it's too freaking early for anything to go on! Fucking A! Do you really have to bug me with your stupid questions first thing in the morning? Damn, son!
It's not even 11AM and I'm already annoyed. I'm really not a morning person. Actually, I just can't fucking stand her annoying ass. OMG! Go sell something and leave me alone!!!!
Fuck.
Let's see how the rest of day goes.
See, there is a little bright side to being an office bitch. At least I get to pretend I'm cool enough to not have to work for a few days.
So this morning I was the first one to come in. Everybody was late due to the election. I wish I could vote... I'm so excited to find out who will be running this mess next. Shiet... Now that's what you call THE office bitch (Oval office, son!) - that shit is MAY-JAH!
Anyway.
So stupid ass comes in, and as usual she just HAS to ask me: "Hey, what's going on here? Anything? Who's here? Anybody? Where's so and so?" OMG! Why the fuck do you care? You're not anybody's boss! Why do you give a shit where people are? Besides, it's too freaking early for anything to go on! Fucking A! Do you really have to bug me with your stupid questions first thing in the morning? Damn, son!
It's not even 11AM and I'm already annoyed. I'm really not a morning person. Actually, I just can't fucking stand her annoying ass. OMG! Go sell something and leave me alone!!!!
Fuck.
Let's see how the rest of day goes.
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