This is place is giving me the heebie jeebies!

OMG!!! I'm so fucking bored...

It's the day after Christmas, and I have to work as part of the "skeleton crew". They were not kidding when they said "Skeleton Crew". This is place is dead. I'm the only person here. I have not taken a single phone call since I got in at 8AM this morning.

I think I've read every news, checked 50+ pages of Perez Hilton, have checked every profile on my social network page. I can't take it anymore...

Get me out of here!!!!!!!

If I have to stay here 'til 5PM, I think I'm going to have a fit.

Happy HOlidays!

So i get this Christmas Card today from our beloved President, Mr. Hotstuff.

This is by far, the most interesting card I have ever received in my life.

It starts out really nice, with a picture of him and his wife, and once you open the card , they have small pictures of "Special Events in 2008".

Well, this year was very fucking special. Trips to Orlando, a shirtless picture of his man-boobs holding a bottle of tequila while "Hangin' Out in Cancun", his wife flew to Malaysia "(first class of course)", his son got a new car, Hotstuff went to the Bahamas on his 2nd week working in this hole (see post for the $40K company trip), amongst other gagging pictures, and in the end, of course, his huge, gorgeous mansion in ATL, which says "It snowed in ATL".

Well, Mr. Hotstuff, I sure hope your 2009 is even more special, and that you really get to go on the next company trip to Mexico; but please, no shirtless pictures of your man-boobs hanging out, and try to stay away from tequila bottles this time, because, obviously, you must have been fucking wasted when you decided to send your staff that Christmas card!

Happy B-day Jesus! HO HO HO...

I wish diarrhea upon you!

Dead JJ at your stupid-ass used car dealership,

I wish diarrhea upon you!

Yes, you! You fucking suck!

You are a fucking ignorant, fucking dickhead, prick, broke mortherfucker that thinks you are so fucking important because you bought a fucking phone system for your fucking car dealership - you can't even make payments on that bitch, fuck you!

I can't stand your fucking voice. I hope you keep yelling like you do, until you don't have any vocal cords left in your stupid self.

Asshole.