Hello, Newman!

I was just thinking about this shit.
So many fucked up things happen to me at this office that i forget to blog all of them.

So the mailman hates me. Hahahah... That fucking douche.

A few months ago, we got into a scuffle. He used be so nice, until...

Well, I keep a bin of outgoing mail on the front desk and the douches in the office never stamp them (yeah, I have to do that too), so someone put a stack of envelopes on the bin right before he came to drop off/collect the mail.

So we were chatting and he grabbed the whole stack, and I told him, those weren't stamped.
Ooooh, he was pissed. "YOU CAN'T LEAVE THOSE THERE IF THEY ARE NOT STAMPED!!!"; I told him, "You know I just told you they are not stamped, so what's the big deal?"
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE THEM THERE!!!" <
So I just took down the bin and asked him: "Is that better, mailman?" What an ASSHOLE!

I'm sorry, but the last time I checked this is my fucking desk and can do whatever the fuck I want!

So it's been three of four months and he hasn't talked to me. I managed to piss of the mailman. hahahaha

He reminds me of Newman - that evil bastard!

C. U. Next Time

So I haven't blogged in forever...I have been pretty busy lately.

So Mr. Pompous Punk got a new Executive Assistant.

Well, she's fucking dumb. The other day, that stupid fuck was trying to fax something to Mini-Mullet man; the only problem was she was trying to fax it to our main number.

What a fucking 'tard.

So she calls me all pissy, the best part is, she dialed out long distance instead of calling my ext. What dumb whore.So I couldn't resit but tell her: "You know you can just dial my ext, you don't have to dial long distance, right?!.";

Ohhh, she wasn't having it. She goes: "More importantly, what's your fax number?" hahahaha

She's so fucking dumb and lazy, she couldn't look it up on the office directory. What the fuckity-fuck is her problem?

OMG, I can't believe this dumb bitch is probably making twice as much as I am being Mr. Pompous Punk's Exec Assistant. What a crock of shit.

Dumb fucking cunt.

My lord, I hate this place.